Chock Full

Louie Gohmert used to be sole Emperor for Life
Among Republicans in whom wing nuttery was rife
But after Trump ascended to his golden toilet throne
Louie in his craziness was no longer alone
A whole new team of crazy people arrived on the scene
And Louie’s Emperorship passed to Boebert and/or Greene.

They take turns being crazier, do Boebert and do Greene 

Like a tag team they trade craziness on the TV screen

So it’s extremely difficult to choose which one of them

Deserves most to be hauled away to some locked looney bin

But that decision need not be decided any more

Because from California comes one crazier much more.

Rachel Hamm’s the newest flavor of GOP nuts

Who’s nuttier than any fruitcake no ifs ands or buts

She has a closet in her house where Jesus gave her son

A scroll saying he wanted her to be his chosen one

To run for Secretary of State Harris held before

She left and Jesus passed his scroll out of her closet door.

Hamm also killed a witch neighbor through power of her dreams

And in a new dream became fairly certain by all means

That Trump won in all 50 states and only due to cheating

Did it appear that he did not and instead took a beating

And so Louie’s passed his crown down through Boebert and/or Greene

To the craziest GOP candidate we’ve yet seen.

And here’s something to keep in mind: none in the GOP

Has yet to call out Rachel Hamm’s extreme nut lunacy

And it is a pretty sure bet none will be doing so

Because she’s just another nut added to their nut show

Which although chock full of nuts still retains plenty of room

To welcome even nuttier nuts whose dreams cause witch doom.

28 March 2022

 https://flip.it/Xg.Tt4Rachel Hamm, GOP Candidate For CA Secretary Of State Offers 'Proof' That Trump Won All 50 States In 2020