Crowd Size In Decline

Trump rallies come, Trump rallies go, Trump rallies never stop
It takes shitloads of rallies to keep Trump’s ego on top
And in red state after red state he claims his rally crowd
In ever larger numbers comes to hear him whine out loud
Despite photos that indicate where empty seats abound

And increase every time he rallies in a sparser town.

Trump rallies come, Trump rallies go, Trump rallies never cease

It takes shitloads of rallies to help Trump’s ego find peace 

When ever fewer loyal crowds to newer rallies come

To hear again how they robbed votes from God’s Dear Chosen One

His ego can’t accept that rally crowd size can decline

After fans hear him whine about votes for the millionth time.

Trump rallies come, Trump rallies go, Trump rallies never end

It takes shitloads of rallies to Trump’s fragile ego mend

When photos of thousands of empty seats shown on TV

Show ever smaller crowds coming to with his whines agree

So at all rallies he’ll repeat Inauguration Day

And claim bigger crowds period under tarps hide away.

28 March 2022

https://flip.it/X67x_wTrump Touts 'Massive' Turnout At Georgia Rally That Journalists Say Was 'Smallest' In Years

https://flip.it/qsmrLa'They’ve never had a crowd this big in this big area of big crowds': Trump on his anemic Georgia 

https://flip.it/7WCoW2'Fake news!' Trump scrambles staff to fight off claim of 'empty seats' at 'anemic' Georgia rally

https://flip.it/8o0jU5Sad! Seth Meyers Can’t Help But Notice That Trump’s Rallies Are Attracting Smaller Crowds (And Many People Are Leaving Early)

https://flip.it/qMjfY3WATCH: Trump complains about inauguration crowd size coverage -- over five years after it happened