Family Affair

The former first call-girl’s hat auction landed with a thud
As discussed three poems previously it was such a dud
It cost her nearly two hundred grand to buy her own hat
Because nobody bid on it and you’d therefore think that 
She’d learn the only thing she had to sell she did already

When Donald took it off the streets with ring, cake, and confetti.

But grifter’s whores aren’t rocket scientists and so she’s trying

To once again make money holding high tea she’s denying

Is just a front for pulling off a scam worthy of Trump

To get dumb marks with money to burn to it on her dump

And she is furious over reports the charity

She claims is behind her high tea does not appear to be.

In fact it is a mystery but she swears it’s legit

Although the state of Florida has never heard of it

She says it’s paperwork is pending so the press is rude

But that’s like driving before someone’s license is issued

And so Florida has begun to probe her charity

That at this time does not exist in a way legally.

Although she married a grifter who always got away

With every scam he pulled off until just the other day

When his accounting firm dumped him and said his last 10 years

Of tax returns prepared by them are somewhat in arrears

She herself doesn’t have the crooked instincts it requires

To scam money at a high tea before paper transpires.

But two things she learned from Trump are denial and attack

Against the media when it reports things that you lack

Like a bonafide charity for high teas you propose

To scam sky high attendance fees from marks wearing fine clothes

And so she’s furious her charity has been discovered

To not exist in any legal ways the press uncovered. 

Melania’s a wannabe grifter without a clue

About how to pull off a scam like a true Trump can do

Although talent for grifting is not hereditary

As evidenced by Don Jr. coked up as he can be

Ivanka did inherit Dad’s great genes in her fair share

But wife and other kids prove it’s not a family affair.

15 February 2022

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