QAnon Insanity

When it started it was something that deserved a laugh
For theories that did not add up when to those who did the math
But even back when Pizza Gate appeared first in the news
Insanity had already awoken from its snooze
And travelled with a loaded gun to Washington DC
Because it bought a QAnon conspiracy theory.

Then pizza pedophiles hid in basements non-existent

Metastasized into mainstream conspiracies insistent

Within the halls of Congress when a new crop of nuts came

To take from Louie Gohmert “Emperor For Life” in name

And QAnon became the driving force behind the lies

Looney Tunes like Margie Green kept trying on for size.

Now QAnon is infecting Trump-endorsed candidates

Out on the extreme fringe of coming election debates

And fruitcakes so extreme Trump has not yet said he’ll endorse

Although once they pledge loyalty it’s a matter of course

Like Ohio time-travelers from the future arriving

To increase mass insanity to which QAnon’s striving.

And a woman’s lies dead because her husband did believe

A QAnon theory Biden hid a son up his sleeve

Who after being born a boy had had his sex exchanged

To as a woman marry that man with brain so deranged

He killed her because he was sure she was Joe’s sex-change son

And QAnon insanity more nation-wide he spun.

When Trump endorses candidates whose loyalty is all

He cares about Gazpacho nuts like Margie come to call

The shots within the GOP caught in QAnon’s trap

Between big lie rocks and hard places with no turning back

And more wives will get shot because it’s thought they’re Biden’s sons

As QAnon insanity across our nation runs.

14 February 2022

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