Blown Rollout

It comes as no surprise that Trump’s Truth Social travesty
On launching day became the next flop in his history
Devin Nunes after all was who he put in charge
And when it comes to stupid no one else is writ so large
Among those not still in Congress where Margie Wacko Greene
Louie, Lauren, and the rest take stupid to extreme.

But ‘though placing an idiot in charge helped things go wrong

With Truth Social on the first in public it did spawn

Devin Nunes alone could not bring Trump’s network down

Without somewhere behind the scenes some Trump-loyal tech clown

Had got himself hired to make the thing work flawlessly

On the strength of his associate college degree.

Or maybe he just claimed he had a degree, they don’t check

Anything but loyalty and so say “What the heck?”

If someone loyal to Trump says that he can make things work

They wouldn’t check credentials before hiring the jerk

But yesterday’s blown rollout of Truth Social goes to show

Loyalty to Dear Leader’s not all one needs to know.

And so Truth Social was rolled out to thunderous applause

And fell directly on its face without the slightest pause

Those trying to log in could not create a new account

And were put on a waiting list for weeks or months no doubt

Until those hired to run things solely on loyalty

Read “Social Networking for Dummies” twice through thoroughly.

22 February 2022

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