Grift Parade

Another Trump-endorsed candidate in the cavalcade
Of corrupt scammers lined up in Dear Leader’s grift parade
Has been subpoenaed so he’s made a very urgent call
To fellow Trumpers to send him their money one and all
So he can hire lawyers to fight Washington DC  
Wherein he says a kangaroo court’s ordered him to be.

This guy’s really an asshole but as such par for the course

Of ass-kissers Trump has endorsed without any remorse

To get themselves elected in states so they’ll pave the way

For the triumphant return of The Chosen One someday

No matter if what they’ve done is as illegal as hell

Their loyalty to Trump’s Big Lie makes them to him just swell.

Trump’s endorsees are stacking decks in swing states left and right

With unqualified grifters who like him each take a bite

Out of the ever smaller small donations pool fools send

Because they’re told as patriots it’s their job to defend

With their donations those The Chosen One’s chosen to run

Against demon-spawn Democrats and RINOS by the ton.

Those Democrats and RINOS better get their shit together

Because Trump’s asshole Arizona grifter’s the bellwether 

Leading all Trump-endorsed sheep on to election wins

By grifting funds from fools to fight comeuppance for their sins

Which they don’t see as sins but loyal patriotic acts

It was their duty to perform to shield Trump from attacks.

The state foundations of the nation are rotting away

As ever more corrupt endorsees Trump puts into in play

To run against those he calls foes and has chosen to fight

Grift Trump cult bucks to save their butts and to win cheat outright

The Arizona asshole’s fund appeal will be appealing

To other assholes Trump’s assigned to be for him states stealing.

21 February 2022

 https://flip.it/cIJMzuA Trump-backed candidate in Arizona is trying to raise $750,000 for a legal defense fund after he was subpoenaed by the January 6 committee

https://flip.it/UjiduhThe Trump 2022 endorsement tracker