The Most Rankest

It’s too hard to believe it, it’s impossible to buy it!
Three presidents ranked worse than Trump when rankings they applied it!
Pierce, Johnson, and Buchanan did some survey say were worse
Than Trump, the rankest conman ever to the White House curse
An honest survey would rank him below those other three
No matter what they did he’s worse by infinite degree.

Pierce, Johnson, and Buchanan were in their time bad I guess

But no one now remembers what they did to make a mess

While every day Trump does something worse than the day before

To maintain his delusion he was robbed of votes galore

And would have been the President for four more years, OK?

Plus lots more but for faux votes stealing victory away.

Whatever Pierce and Johnson and Buchanan may have done

Way back before Trump decided he was The Chosen One

They accepted the voter’s will and quietly left town

While only Trump staged a coup and is still hanging around

So don’t buy survey results claiming three others were worse

Than the most rankest President to America curse.

23 February 2022

https://flip.it/drbmdCOnly 3 US presidents rank lower than Trump, survey says