At Trump’s “I Was Robbed!” rally in Texas the other day
His brain once again got into the teleprompter’s way
Whatever it was he planned to say was not what was heard
As his word salad he tossed out passed way beyond absurd
So now Twitter is atwitter and mocking him like blazes
About his mangled malaprops and tortured turns of phrases.
His brain once again got into the teleprompter’s way
Whatever it was he planned to say was not what was heard
As his word salad he tossed out passed way beyond absurd
So now Twitter is atwitter and mocking him like blazes
About his mangled malaprops and tortured turns of phrases.
Synapses in Trump’s orange brain are randomly connected
Thus making what comes out of his pig mouth weirdly inflected
As a result word salads he serves up to rally guests
Contain phrases for which late night comics feel they’ve been blessed
And for which Twitter twitters merrily once he’s done speaking
Without needing to search far for his hackneyed terms worth seeking.
But kidding aside evil underlies each scrambled word
And that evil is what rally crowds are glad they have heard
As they head home to plan new ways to take their country back
And return their Dear Leader to the top of power’s stack
To them it does not matter if Trump’s mangled words aren’t clear
His marching orders under them were what they come to hear.
30 January 2022
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