Rudy’s not gone off the rails and is not alcoholic
His heartbeat is magnificent, both it’s di- and systolic
He’s functional as all get out, or so he tells the press
And cannot understand why he’s considered such a mess.
His heartbeat is magnificent, both it’s di- and systolic
He’s functional as all get out, or so he tells the press
And cannot understand why he’s considered such a mess.
He no longer uses black goo to tone his thin grey hair
And if he has a scotch or two or three it’s only fair
Because he’s working so hard to get back in the good graces
Of Trump who dumped him after putting him through all his paces.
Dominion’s lawsuit will continue absorbing his cash
Which like his absorbed alcohol may well lead to his crash
Because Trump has refused to donate one dime to defend
His fight to claim disparagement was not meant to offend.
Rudy’s been a joke so long it’s getting rather sad
To read the latest memes about the things he does so bad
Like shaving in an airport restaurant within public view
And claiming fraud election claims are ‘substantially true’.
And now his former henchman Igor says he’ll testify
Against poor Rudy so can it be any wonder why
The poor guy shaves in public and slugs scotch back by pint glass
Because of all those Trump’s abused he’s the most abused ass.
27 August 2021
Rudy: I Haven’t Gone Off The Rails And I’m Not Alcoholic https://flip.it/
Rudi Giuliani denies drinking problem in the weirdest possible way https://flip.it/9T1zJP
Rudi Giuliani blasted over ‘disgusting act’ in airport restaurant https://flip.it/FnID_s
Giuliani says his election fraud claims are ‘substantially true’ https://flip.it/Z3-ck9
Rudy Giuliani ‘should be concerned’ about Igor Fruman ‘testifying against him’ https://flip.it/J.wPRk
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