Poor Rudy

Poor Rudy cannot catch a break which is a crying shame
Black goo in Washington from now on he will ooze in vain
If he tries in DC to practice his brand of schlock law 
They’ll tell him just as New York did that he can eat it raw
I guess he’ll have to take that job MyPillow Guy offered
Because black goo drips in DC no longer will be heard.

Poor Rudy also can’t get paid, he’s been cut off by Trump

Which was kind of predictable from that fat orange chump

Who always stiffs his contractors and never spends a dime

No matter how hard they work for him, even overtime

So Rudy’s just another loser in Trump’s panoply

Of idiots who’ve found out they have worked for him for free.

Poor Rudy cannot dodge the lawsuit train steaming his way

And can’t raise money he needs to his fight against it pay

So that’s three whammies in a row with which he’s now been stuck

Any more and he will truly be shit out of luck

MyPillow Guy had better pay him well to shill chopped foam…

Oh, wait, that job was satire! Poor Rudy’s on his own!

Poor Rudy cannot practice law (not that he ever did)

And can’t get paid for trying to of Trump’s fake votes be rid

And can’t avoid going to court his lawsuit to deny

So when comes to being a loser Rudy’s that guy

His only hope post-whammy is some market will come through

That pays him to manufacture his patented black goo.

8 July  2021

Rudy Giuliani’s DC Law License Suspended https://flip.it/PmUNPg

Trump has cut off Rudy Giuliani, and is annoyed that he asked to be paid for his work on challenging the election, book says https://flip.it/CNnca1

Rudy Giuliani’s Legal Defense Fund Is Not Going Well https://flip.it/grgZHY

Stiffed, Subpoenaed, And Disqualified. It’s All In A Week’s Work For Rudy Giuliani https://flip.it/hzlkwV