Point Seven

Seven points apparently is all the points it takes
To install Trump back in the White House in less than two shakes
He’ll be right back in office within days instead of years
If to some nut-job’s ‘seven-point plan’ the right wing adheres
But those six points plus one are convoluted to extremes
So here are seven simple points to fulfill Trump’s wet dreams:

1. Point One is turning back the clock (time travel comes to mind)

    To reinstate before debate elections left behind.

2. Point Two is to accelerate Republican vote stealing

    By vote suppression, gerrymands, and other ways appealing. 

3. Point Three is to Trump’s great landslide election re-compete

    Which thanks to Point Two places billions of votes at his feet.

4. Point Four is to reject all votes Dems have cast against Trump

    To reinforce Point Three votes not cast for Him simply dump.

5. Point Five is to conduct audits that back up Two and Three

    With secret tallies to Trump’s landslide triumph guarantee.

6. Point Six is to declare Trump won all votes ninjas amass

    To make his win unanimous among votes they say pass.

7. Point Seven is if Points One through Six somehow do not work

    To with guns blazing blast away every Dem voting jerk.

And to make sure Point Seven’s insurrection is not blown

By horny whack job shamans to whom Jan 6th’s was so prone

Forget about Points One through Six and simply with guns fight

To make Seven the sole point needed to set things aright.

 11 July 2021

     

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