Satellite Theory

Remember when wing nut Marge Green said that she was convinced
That Jewish-run space lasers topped her forest fire list?
Remember when QAnon pushed conspiracies so vast
About voting machinery they beyond reason went past?

Apparently the chosen one buys bizarre theories too

He thought Italian satellites his victory did screw.

Then acting AG Rosen Meadows told five times to act

To prove spaghetti satellites sent by spics did attack

Manipulated vote machines that were susceptible 

To outer space conspiracy Trump did not see as bull

So after Butt-Kiss Barr turned Justice into total crap

It continued to be instructed to rumors attack.

Republican conspiracy conspiracies will thrive

As long as Louies, Laurens, and Margie Greene’s in their hive

Keep cranking them out the wazoo for cult voter consumption

And at the top their chosen one claims they’re not weird assumption

But actual realities like his stolen election

Including those whose satellites have Italian connection.

16 June 2021

The Trump administration pushed the Attorney General to investigate a bizarre conspiracy theory that  Biden used Italian satellites to steal the election https://flip.it/Lh_526