Pillow Fight

Donald Trump is telling people by August he’ll be
Reinstated in the White House dump reportedly
Right after the MyPillow Guy presents evidence clear
That billions of fraudulent votes threw him out on his ear
Which will make the Supreme Court rule him unanimously
Once again the President he never ceased to be.

The world of fantasy in which D.Trump does now reside

Is as fluffy as pillows that MyPillow Guys provide 

And just as full of chopped up truth as they of chopped up foam

Because the lies he lives by have in it all found a home

A home that’s soft and comfortable and reassuring too

That his reinstatement as king will by August come through.

By August who knows what will happen if MyPillow Guy

Fails to provide the evidence that makes nine judges cry

That Trump was cheated and as President must be returned

To office in the dump that he as Prez before had spurned

Like all evidence Trump cultists base on sheer fantasy

MyPillow Guy’s lies like foam pillows will be all squishy.

Squishy evidence and chopped up truth won’t bring Trump back

Unless with Miramar coup-style rebellion they’re backed

Which Michael Flynn claims he did not at QAnon endorse

(Although he thinks it would be great if a coup changed the course

Of history delaying Trump from his kingship for life

Because a pillow fight alone will not end big lie strife).

2 June 2021

‘A new inauguration date has been set’: Inside the latest QAnon conspiracy theory to ‘reinstate’ Trump https://flip.it/Dj22Yw

‘Kraken’ lawyer and My Pillow CEO have reportedly convinced Donald Trump he will be reinstated as President https://flip.it/yBwC6Y

Donald Trump has reportedly been telling people he will be reinstated by August https://flip.it/8O2RMu

Facing intense backlash, Mike Flynn lies about advocating for a coup https://flip.it/xp9pUh