Freshman Class

Republicans elected freshman bozos this past fall
And some are standouts in that group that out-bozo them all
These former local gadflies have gotten themselves elected
To represent nut jobs back home by whom they were selected.
They have no clue how government works but that does not matter
Because their goal’s not to govern but to government shatter.

Marjorie Taylor Green leads the bozo bunch brigade

She has so many enemies in the GOP made

They’ve kicked her out of all committees she was to assigned

Which means she has no job to do so does it overtime

Every day she demands congress vote to be adjourned

Thus digging the hole deep she’s dug because nothing she’s learned.

Lauren Bozo Boebert has more guns than armies do

Which she loves to display to show her foes her aim is true

That aim is carrying concealed weapons while on the hill

Where she feels it’s God’s-given right to give others a chill

While her husband’s busy exposing himself to young girls

She makes videos where backgrounds of weapons she unfurls.

There’s other female bozos but it’s time to move along

To the bozoist man of all among the bozo throng

And that is Madison Crawthorn, wheelchair bozo supreme

Whose lies about himself have passed beyond sad to extreme

He’s lied of his accident and shed abandonment tears

And lied about Annapolis and real estate careers.

The other bozos on the GOP bus have not yet

Distinguished themselves like the three discussed but you can bet

It’s just a matter of time before they vie with those three

To be the biggest bozo in the freshman panoply

Towards big bozo winner each is struggling to swerve

Beyond the extreme edges of their own bozo bell curve.

16 March 2021

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