Price Hike

Trump told his cult to come to town and have a wild time
But then he raised Trump Hotel prices so he could decline

All QAnon conspirators who asked to stay the night
Because they might have given his fine wealthy guests a fright
And stolen towels and broken things if permitted to pay
What they could afford so he changed fees to keep them away.

He said he loved them after they the Capitol invaded

But made sure before they broke in hotel fees he inflated

Because no matter how much he said he loved them so truly

There is no way he’d permit in his hotel guests unruly

It was fine with him if they turned our Capitol to trash

But no way would they be his hotel guests without the cash.

His price hike makes it obvious to those who brains aren’t slacking

That if you are not rich your loyalty to Trump is lacking

No matter how hard they fight for him through acts that appall

Trump cult members cannot read the writing on the wall

His hotel price hikes are the latest obvious example

That if you are not rich your worth to him is far from ample.

22 May 2021

Trump Hotel raised prices to deter QAnon conspiracists, police records show https://flip.it/5UY0Af