Mike Who?

If a tree falls in the forest and no one’s around to hear
Whatever noise it makes does not invade a human ear
And if Mike Pence declares that with the Biden bunch he’s through
At most he may make someone in his non-crowd ask “Mike Who?”

Whatever future office poor Mike Who hopes to achieve

It will not be the President he thought hid up his sleeve.

Mike Who was lead lickspittle four long sad years under Trump

Pray name just one accomplishment accomplished by the chump

As task force leader of the COVID-19 team he flung

Half a million to their deaths, and then nearly got hung

Because the single honorable action he performed

Was to deny Dear Leader a lost election reformed.

Mike Who escaped Trump’s mob by a hair just ahead of dying

His neck they did not stretch but not for any lack of trying

So he survived and that is why he’s speaking once again

To 55 LGBQ foes he still calls friend

Although he hopes the Presidency is awaiting him

His crowd size indicates no hope upon it he should pin.

As losers go Mike Who will not be remembered for much

Just COVID deaths, lickspittling, and homophobic stuff

And never being in a room without ‘Mother’ around

If other women are within, so none may hear the sound

He makes as he trips over himself and crashes to earth

For thinking he can still achieve a Presidential berth.

Part of me feels I should feel sorry for poor sad Mike Who

Whose self-delusional hopes hang by more than one loose screw

Aside from homophobia he has nothing to offer

And hating gays is not enough to fill his campaign coffer

And if he even tries to run Trump will get him shot down

Since he could not get him hung for not changing votes around.

2 May 2021

Mike Pence is declaring he’s “had enough” of Biden administration.  But no one’s listening https://flip.it/OM7WbO

Mike Pence’s comeback flounders as he’s ignored by Trump and his fans https://flip.it/dFclWc