Tuckered Out

Tucker Carlson will never be fired by Fox
No matter what offensive crap spews out of his voice box
Each time he takes the silver spoon shoved into it at birth
To say his next offensive thing that’s not listening-worth
And with such words reinforce fear, hate, and conspiracy

That gain high ratings for Fox and are thus hunky-dory.

The Murdoch clan employs Tucker because he’s like their lot
His privileged upbringing ensures by them he won’t be shot
For every crazy thing he spews out to white cult Fox masses
They see no reason to complain because they’re fellow asses

And so the truth to them’s worth less than bald-faced lies he’d claim

As long he gets high ratings they’re fine with crap insane.

So if you think they’ll fire him please do not your breath hold

He’ll be pushing conspiracies on Fox until you’re old

And getting people killed because he’s so opposed to masking

And maybe being President if he keeps multi-tasking

And if he doesn’t run more of his lies will on Fox soar

As long as Murdochs look away and crap he spews ignore.

3 May 2021

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