Explanation

There can be but one explanation for the GOP
And that is that it’s been beset by mass insanity
Turtleman and his kind were insane enough before
But with the newest crop of crazies they’ve let in the door
The looney factor has been increased by a billion fold

And anyone remaining sane they’ve left out in the cold.

Consider Lauren Boebert and her ‘Guns R Us’ routine
Consider Jewish space lasers and Margie Taylor Greene
Consider Cancun Cruz who does more dumb things every day
Consider Gaetz who thinks playing with young girls is OK
And what with Louie Gohmert, always emperor for life
Your considered opinion will be brains they’ve sacrificed.

Consider Jordan, Hawley, Cotton, MacC and the rest

With whom the GOP has been so cursed to be so blessed

And you’ll note overwhelming lack within of normal brain

Among dear leader’s defenders who (need I still explain?)

Are all as wing-nut crazy as a cocoa-puff can be

Because Trump’s big lie kool-aid fits their sick brains to a T.

Republicans, thy name is nuts as each day you grow more

Enamored of the former fool in chief you so adore

And in his name do things no normal person ever does

Because your kool-aid pickled brain cells say being a scuzz

For Trump does not tell you that you have gone wing-nut insane

By letting his big lie like cancer infect your sick brain. 

11 May 2021

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