So Many

So many dumb Republicans makes it hard to decide
Which one in today’s poem deserves to be one set aside
For mocking the buffoonery in which they all partake
So maybe just a laundry list of stupid can equate
To showing that when such a wealth of idiots appear
They all deserve the spotlight for stupidity so clear.

Let’s start with home defender guy and home defender wife

He’s thinking maybe ‘senator’ to his name he will splice

Because why not? His AK-47 home defense

Proves he is more than qualified through reactions intense

To when he wins a senate seat his white country defend 

From Black Lives Matter terrorists when they walk ‘round the bend.

Next up consider MyPillowGuy, a true super-star

Who’s kissed Trump’s ass so constantly by now it’s left a scar

He’s launched his ‘free speech’ site which on its first day’s inundated

With prank calls from fake Donald Trumps which made him feel elated

Until he found that most incoming ‘free speech” calls were pranks

And so spent his entire on-air time screaming at skanks.

Let’s go next to Ted Nugent, has-been rock celebrity

Who had a brief career way back in music history

But has become a Trump defender and outspoken critic

Of COVID hoaxes which he mocks with song lyrics acidic

He has now caught the ‘Chinese Shit’ as bad as it can be

Which even he would have to admit is great irony.

And finally for today let’s go again to Margie Greene

Who still in a tight field of nuts keeps turning out supreme

For doing stupid things she does and then quickly denies

And blames her staff for with indignant ‘do not blame me’ cries

Of all wing-nut Republicans vile, silly, or trite

Margie Greene’s the one who always gets being dumb right.

There are so many more wing-nut Republicans out there

It would take many more stanzas to give each their fair share

Cotton, Jordan, Gaetz and Cruz, the list goes on and on

But for today let’s wrap things up, it’s time to move along

No doubt tomorrow more GOP idiots we’ll see

Competing with the four today to biggest loser be.

21 April 2021

The lawyer who pointed his gun at Black Lives Matter protesters in St. Louis is considering running for Senate https://flip.it/dyO.A9

MyPillowGuy’s launch of social media site is a glorious disaster https://flip.it/l5Hs4-

Ted Nugent tests positive for coronavirus after calling pandemic a scam https://flip.it/aCaHzg

Marjorie Taylor Greene is blaming her staff for that shocking ‘Anglo-Saxon’ memo https://flip.it/5d_wzL