Thursday, April 15, 2021

Matt Gaetz Saga S1E47

It’s way past time to cut his losses but that Matt won’t do
Because he is an uberperv whose brain can’t think things through
And understand his gig is up and he’s burnt way past toast
So he’ll double and triple down as his weenie they roast
And he will act shocked, shocked I tell you, when at his front door 
Federal agents appear rather than some sex trade whore.

He’s out of friends and out of drugs and his teen pimps left too
But because he's dumber than shit he keeps blustering through
Denying all he does is wrong because he is no monk
In hopes he can distract perception he’s a stinky skunk
But his writing is on the wall and has been for some time
And so no matter what he is he will not come out fine.

He claims his life’s a tragedy since foes have accused him
But he’s made it a comedy it’s hard to not at grin
He was a joke when before he was Trump’s top ass-kiss troll
And he’s be 10 times more a joke had teens not upped the toll
By claiming their transport across state lines was innocent
He’s shown how comedy returns to tragedy when bent.

15 April 2021

Rep. Matt Gaetz is out of friends, drugs, and pimps.  Might be time to cut your losses, pal https://flip.it/0SXB_F

Matt Gaetz is all alone https://flip.it/gHm1jF

Matt Gaetz’s mess is getting harder to clean up https://flip.it/O5O9wh

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