Anglo Saxon Values

Because Republicans don’t have a clue about the past
Their ‘Anglo-Saxon Values’ caucus was bound not to last
It’s advocates like Margie Greene and gross Paul Goser tried
To unveil their white right-wing caucus but were swept aside
By criticism from both sides and many mocking memes
That have now caused them to recant such values by all means.

Instead of white supremacy being the guiding light

That would lead their white caucus to triumph in every fight

They now say it was never their intention to promote

‘Anglo-Saxon values’ and to shove them down our throat

The outrage from both left and right has forced them to retreat

From ‘values’ about which they’ve no clue but loudly did entreat.

Angle and Saxon history began barbarian

As they pillaged England and for which Hitler praise did sung

With sword and fire when from their longboats they leapt ashore

They captured parts of England through rape, plunder, blood, and gore

Republicans like Margie who cannot think beyond white

Prove hate surpassed only by ignorance can’t make dumb right.

So Margie and her stupid friends crawl back under their rock

Because ‘uniquely Anglo-Saxon values’ did so shock

Those who did not fail history and thus don’t think it wise

To promote white supremacy in such obvious guise

Smart GOP supremacists know better ways to win 

Involve values more subtle than Nazi barbarian.

18 April 2021

GOP members starting ‘Anglo Saxon caucus’ receive relentless online clowning https://flip.it/yGsr.x

Marjorie Taylor Greene forced to abandon America First Caucus after Republican outrage https://flip.it/UVM4FQ

Reporter catches Marjorie Taylor Greene shamelessly lying about her widely panned ‘Anglo-Saxon Values’ caucus https://flip.it/u-9XTb

‘Anglo-Saxon’ is what you say when ‘Whites Only’ is too inclusive https://flip.it/zNk9Sp