Surprise!

Surprise! Trump’s Mar-A-Lago has been closed due to the bug

That plays no favorites when it comes to causing a dumb thug

To lose sources of income because he thinks he’s above

Infections that fit all others beneath him like a glove.

His gilded palace has been brought by the bug to its knees

Which has infected serving staff who aren’t even Chinese

Which means rich white thug cronies who want there with him to meet

Will have to find a safer joint at which to their steaks eat.

Trump’s Mar-A-Lago money stream is suddenly impacted

By bug infections, but that does not make him much distracted

Because he’s grifting contributions from his fine white cult

Continually, and their bucks make his wealth catapult.

Of course their small donations he is not supposed to use

For personal expenses, and of course he will abuse

That rule that says PAC money is intended for one thing

And not for buying baubles to which his small hands would cling.

Here’s hoping that his staff recover from their bug infections

That have hit Mar-A-Lago thanks to minimal protections

But where jerks reject masks while rubbing shoulders left and right

If Trump and his thugs get infected that seems about right.

21 March 2021

Trump’s Mar-A-Lago partially closed due to COVID outbreak https://flip.it/NaBkZt

Fla. lawmaker says Trump’s club is being “Cavalier and Careless” about COVID after outbreak among staff https://flip.it/TNi_hV