RINO Replacements

Money sent to RINOS is money sent down a hole
It’s wasted because there’s no Trump-cut in it as its goal
Instead it supports those who don’t support the chosen one

And that’s why he’s so angry such donations have begun

If he can’t get his cut he knows exactly what to do

And that is to make threats to make donation cuts accrue.

He newest halt and desist order comes as no surprise

It claims his image is sacred and he won’t compromise

In letting those disloyal to him use it to get bucks

Which he wants sent to his SAP PAC, and so he says it sucks

That RINOS who seek donations via TV and phone

Are using his face to raise money meant for him alone.

Trump really hates it that his orange mug’s peripheral 

To what the government once did tho him his money pull

He gets much less now than before when every policy

He enacted had at its core his kick-back guarantee

So he demands disloyal RINOS stop using his name

And image in their fundraising or they’ll go down in flame.

Republicans have come to this: supporting Donald Trump

So he can keep conning cult members so his cuts don’t slump

Or taking a stand against him and ever after be

Afraid he’ll get them shot on Main Street and get away free

And that’s why many have declared they will retire early

Which clears slots Trump can fill with Margie Greenes even more squirrelly.

As both sides of one warring party fight their futures out

Democrats watch on aghast at how things have turned out

So much for calls of unity they once hoped would prevail

Trump will be Trump forever, even if he’s thrown in jail

Mob bosses have retained power once locked inside the pen

So through RINO replacements Trump’s cuts may flow yet again.

Trump’s orange face and piggy lips henceforth must not appear

In ads for money not for him, he’s made that very clear

Hereafter any RINO fool who tries to use his face

To raise money he will destroy in their next voting race

If he can’t get his cut from PAC money they raise then why

Would he support their wins after his big lie one passed by?

10 March 2021

Trump supports “important GOP committees” but still demands “RINOS and fools” not fundraise with his image https://flip.it/9LvVkB

Trump vows “No more money for RINOS”, instead encouraging donations to his PAC https://flip.it/uK5ZKN

Trump’s clash with Republicans over using his name in fundraising ignites worries for midterm elections https://flip.it/oqR9XY

Republican Retirements Are The Price Mitch McConnell Is Paying For Selling Out His Party To Donald Trump https://flip.it/A0dukp