Unhinged

Now that Trump has escaped fate via sycophants again
Perhaps it was inevitable the biggest of them
Would come up with a extreme scheme to change reality
Into a weird alt-world that only they alone can see

And try to cram it down the throats of those of us who know

What really happened on the day Trump’s mob put on their show.

Nunes and Jordan are a pair of bogus honorees

When master speaks they get right down upon their hands and knees

Ready to at his command do all that they are bid

So this time they have redefined the way truth can be hid

Because they’ve blamed Pelosi for a peaceful rally job

By law-abiding Patriots she forced to be a mob.

Dear Leader is never to blame for anything at all

So Nunes and Jordan demand Pelosi take the fall

For what went on that shocked, they tell us, shocked Trump when he heard

To think he was involved at all is totally absurd

And so they now present to us an alternate conclusion:

Pelosi was the driving force behind the hill incursion.

It was Nancy and Antifa behind that false flag riot

That cast blame on Dear Leader so Trump toads will not stay quiet

His loyal minions penned an angry letter they have sent

That documents all of the ways they’ve reality bent

And absolves he who they worship of any active role

In the riot for which they now Pelosi do so troll.

As alternate realities go this one takes the cake

It’s hard to picture more alternate theories they could make

But double down and triple down has always been the way

That Donald and his toad minions do ever the game play

So why be shocked two of the biggest toads in Trump’s toad stew

Have joined two toad non-entities to push new big lies through?

17 February 2021

‘Completely Unhinged”: Nunes and Jordan blame Pelosi for insurrection https://flip.it/hRlrtd