Mother Lodes

If you cannot win honestly you have to cheat like hell
As the Republicans for years have learned so very well
And how better to cheat than with some jury tampering?
Except this time the jury itself’s just gave it a fling
When Cruz and Lee and Graham met with lawyers defending Trump
To bolster their weak arguments to free the orange chump.

Before the cavalry arrived no arguments at all

Trump’s lawyers had to change words written on the Senate wall

By Dems who wrote them so clearly all those with eyes could see

Except Hawley and Rubio who’ve chosen blind to be

So to acquit Republicans needed any excuse

And that’s why tampering by jury they have broken loose.

Cruz’ and Lee’s and Graham’s names forever will endure

As mother lodes of corrupt shit that is so crystal pure

There is no question about their being of it composed

Now that their reverse jury tampering has been exposed

It’s clear to every honest lawyer Trump’s guilty as hell

But lawyers not built of pure shit no more on the right dwell.

12 February 2021

‘Your Republican Party everybody’: GOP senators slammed after breaking oaths by meeting with Trump lawyers https://flip.it/7X6yeF

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