Close To Zero

It’s been a year since Trump said that a miracle soon due
Would melt COVID-19 away like early morning dew
And 15 little cases would “close to zero” become
And the pandemic would be over before it begun.

Now half a million who might have been saved have lost the bet

That Trump knew more than all doctors so no bug they should fret

And it is unbelievable to those with brains that think

That his cult believes his crap despite death counts that don’t sink.

His worshippers have now set up a fatted golden Trump

In flag boxers to greet every arriving loyal chump

Coming to the CPAC meeting to hear him repeat

His moans and groans about mass voter fraud and fake defeat.

Kimmel’s sure the golden idol’s from Trump’s living room

Where it and hundreds of self-images help dispel gloom

And like the Bible’s golden calf it demands sacrifice

In this case the brains of his cult members more than suffice.

So if you’re heading to CPAC be sure when you get there

To genuflect before Trump’s golden visage and beware

That everything you do and say the chosen one will know

So keep kowtowing during his entire “I’m Back!!!” show.

27 February 2021

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