Proving Manhood

OK, so they “impeached” ME “twice”. Whoopi. Big Deal. Ho-Hum.

MUCH MORE IMPORTANT things “concern” ME than DEMONcrat SCUM

Who, joined by a few RHINO!!! TRAITORS!!!, “voted” I was “wrong”

To “incite mob attacks” to PROVE I have the BIGGEST SCHLONG!!!

MY MANHOOD!!! NEVER has been questioned by ANY whore paid

And MY “riot” PROVED that it is in NO WAY “retrograde”!!!

So What if I “incited” ATTACK!!! on the “Capitol”???

MY CULT!!! ALL KNOW it was a REALLY MANLY!!! stunt to pull!!!

But rather than PRAISING and HONORING MY “incite” speech

For the first time a “second” time they’ve “voted” to “impeach”!!!

Their first meant NOTHING so why should I “care” if their “second” time

CHALLENGES MY MIGHTY MANHOOD!!! which ALL KNOW WORKS FINE!!!

I could “care” LESS about “impeachment” numbers one and “two”

Because as I said I’ve MUCH MORE IMPORTANT things to do!!!

Like figuring out how in the ONE WEEK I still retain

I can flush what’s left of MY Country down it’s SWAMP-CLOGGED drain!!!

As “blasted” by MY STUPID “niece” it’s “NOT a mystery” 

That unless I’m made WINNER!!! a BAD LOSER!!! I WILL BE!!!

MY UNQUESTIONED LANDSLIDE!!! VICTORY!!! WIN!!! “inciting” speech

PROVED MY MANHOOD!!! by getting MY FINE ANGRY MOD TO BREACH!!!

14 December 2021

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