Hence Pence

WHO DENSER than Dense Pence to take the “reigns” of “Government”

That I released “four” years ago??? It was NOT MY “intent”

To in ANY WAY “govern”, as MY GOLFING!!! clearly shows

There’s LESS seen of MY “governing” than “Emperor’s New Clothes”!!!

I NEVER WANTED this DUMB “job”!!!, things did NOT go as “planned”

When I “ran” years ago as a way to IMPROVE MY BRAND!!!

In “fact” I “planned” to “lose” and thereby WIN!!! a TON OF DOUGH!!!

Instead things went the “opposite”, an AWFUL way to go!!!

So I got STUCK in a DUMB “job” I DID NOT WANT TO “win”

And therefore told Dense Pence that it would ALL be up to him

To do WHATEVER so I could spend time on MY GOLF!!! LINKS

He therefore DESERVES BLAME!!! for “MY” BIG MESS that REALLY STINKS!!!

You should Dense Pence behind the scenes WELL hidden out of view

BLAME!!! for EVERYTHING “gone wrong”, including CHINESE FLU!!!

His “Task Farce” was IN CHARGE and look how that turned out, OK???

I could have “fixed” things had I not been GOLFING!!! EVERY DAY!!!

And after that RIGGED!!! ELECTION!!! DEMONcrats STOLD!!! FROM ME!!!

He had a “choice” A PATRIOT!!! or A PUSSY!!! to be

And PUSSY!!! was the “choice” he made so AGAIN BLAME!!! the slob

Who could have simply MADE ME KING!!! and thus STOPPED MY FINE MOB!!!

I’ve been “checked out” for “four” years while Dense Pence has been “in charge”

And though I “planned” to TAKE CREDIT!!! for his “acts” by and large

Things FELL APART SO RAPIDLY I let that ANTI-FAG

Continue SCREWING UP!!! and PLAYED GOLF!!! while he held the bag!!!

This may come as a “surprise” to MY FINE WHITE CULT, but HEY...

I “checked out” “four” long years ago to MORE TIME AT GOLF!!! PLAY!!!

And ONLY ONE OTHER THING ALONE have I since then done

And that is RALLYING!!! to CON!!! MY CULT as CHOSEN ONE!!!

Now someone has to be BLAMED!!! and so Dense Pence I disclose

To “bear the brunt” of what the “FBI” WILL SOON expose

And EVERYTHING that happened before “riots” had begun!!!

That PUSSY!!! ALONE IS TO BLAME!!! for ALL you “thought” I’d DONE!!!

15 January 2021

President Trump -“I’m checked out, it’s all you, Mike” https://flip.it/JSJLCn

The first “Mike Pence For President” ad is here and it’s a doozy https://flip.it/OSJOSy

Don’t You Dare Lionize Mike Pence https://flip.it/gIDdWD