I’ll Be Back

MY FINAL day is FINALLY here and I can FINALLY leave
After “143” PARDONS!!! pulled from MY sleeve
Which may STILL include ME and MINE (I can PARDON!!! ‘till noon)

When I fly off before crowds that won’t fill a living room

To “Florida” to GOLF!!! and plot MY !!! TRIUMPHANT!!! RETURN!!!

YOU WILL BEG ME TO COME BACK!!! once Sleepy Joe’s had his turn!!!

Instead of TWEET STORM RAGES!!! you’ll get BORING DAILY CRAP

Once BIDEN!!! and his VP BIMBO chart the FAKE!!! NEWS!!! MAP!!!

They’ll “announce” this and “announce” that and “announce” EVERY DAY

WITHOUT playing on HATE!!! and FEAR!!! “announcements” they’ll convey

Which WILL make you SO VERY BORED you’ll walk ‘round in a DAZE

Remembering how EXCITING!!! THINGS WERE in the TRUMP PHASE!!!

CARAVANS!!! WILL SOON POUR IN!!! with MY WALL LEFT UNDONE

Along with ALL the GREAT!!! ACCOMPLISHMENTS THE CHOSEN ONE

ONLY ALONE could EVER “hope” to ACCOMPLISH!!!, OK???

After I’m gone SO MANY GREAT THINGS WILL BE THROWN AWAY!!!

Things like GREAT “cruelty” and “corruption” WILL BE CAST ASIDE!!!

Replaced by BORING “announcements” trying to “turn the tide”.

But NEVER FEAR!!! It WON’T BE LONG before I’m BACK AGAIN!!!

In just FOUR YEARS!!! (or a bit more if I’m STILL in the pen)

You ALL WILL BEG ME TO RETURN and set back on the path

MY MASTER PLAN of ANARCHY!!! propelled by CONS and GRAFT

Because you’ll MISS ALL THE EXCITEMENT!!! I EACH DAY PROVIDED

When MY “alternative reality” with facts” COLLIDED!!!

So FAREWELL for a LITTLE WHILE!!!, then I’LL BE BACK TO STAY

And thanks to MY TREMENDOUS!!! GENES!!! as EONS PASS AWAY

I WILL REMAIN LARGE AND IN CHARGE KEEPING YOU ENTERTAINED

As for UNCOUNTED DECADES HENCE MY SWAMP NEVER GETS DRAINED!!!

NOBODY WANTS to be BORED!!!, it’s EXCITEMENT!!! “humans” CRAVE

And NOTHING’S MORE EXCITING than DAILY HATE!!!, FEAR!!!, and RAGE!!!

20 January 2020

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