Trite Phrases

As “Kevin Bacon” in “Animal House” said “ALL IS WELL!!!”

And I say things are “UNDER CONTROL!!!” and “EVERYTHING’S SWELL!!!”

Ignore “Russians” behind the curtain of “security”!!!

And “YOU WILL ALL BE SAFE!!!” as long as you “LISTEN TO ME!!!”

There was NO “massive cyberattack”, that’s just “FAKE!!! NEWS!!! SPIN!!!”

And what there was was “MUCH MUCH LESS WORSE!!!” than it could have been!!!

I’m NOT “downplaying” what LITTLE “occurred”, I’m PLAYING UP

MY GUARANTEE that from ME you WILL hear “words” “NOT CORRUPT!!!”

“Words” that WILL REASSURE YOU because I’ve been “SO WELL-BRIEFED”

That “ONLY I ALONE” can “comprehend” “ALL DANGER’S CEASED!!!”

And ALSO MY “comrades” the “Russians” “HAVE REASSURED ME”

That they would NEVER “cyberattack” quite so BLATANTLY!!!

So “REMAIN CALM!!!” and “ALL IS WELL!!!” and other “phrases” trite

WILL continue to SPEW from MY PIG LIPS both day and night

Because MY “staff” CONvinced ME that if I DID NOT “respond”

As I was doing before of trite “phrases” I grew fond

Even MY CULT might start to “question” their “security”!!!

And that WON’T DO!!! so “ALL IS UNDER CONTROL!!!”, “BELIEVE ME!!!”

19 December 2020

Pompeo blames Russia for a hack on US agencies. Trump disagrees. https://flip.it/w0RT4t

Trump Contradicts Pompeo Over Russia’s Role in Hack https://flip.it/yebqsH

Trump says massive cyberattack ‘under control,’ plays down Russian role https://flip.it/COK._E

White House Blocks a Statement Acknowledging Russia’s Role in Cyberattack https://flip.it/O5UF2q