Sidney At The Bat

I DESPERATELY NEED SOMEBODY to step up to the plate

And knock one into the bleachers before it is TOO LATE!!!

ONLY ONE of MY LAWSUITS!!! so far has got a hit

And that was such a Minor League one it was LESS THAN SH*T!!!

I need a SUPER SLUGGER to hit one out of the park

And I “thought” MIGHTY SIDNEY!!! POWELL!!! could for ME light the spark!!!

I have it on the BEST AUTHORITY “QAnon” offers

That SIDNEY!!! is worth EVERY PENNY in taxpayers’ coffers!!!

Her LAWSUITS!!! don’t require ANY “evidence” AT ALL

Because KRAKENS!!! RISE FROM THE DEEP!!! when released by her call!!!

Her “spellcheck” may be broken and her “facts” a bit confused

But ALL of her CONSPIRACY!!! “theories” are TIGHTLY FUSED!!!

So when it comes to SPECIAL!!! COUNSELS!!! to “investigate”

I wanted MIGHTY SIDNEY!!! P!!! to step up to the plate!!!

I “thought” if I just let her swing away she’s get a hit

That would clear ALL bases of this BASELESS “I LOST!!!” SH*T!!!

But MY team ALL “thought” otherwise and said as hitters go

MIGHTY SIDNEY!!! at the plate had NO PLACE in MY show!!!

Even GOO-DRIP Ghouliani told ME it’s NOT “wise”

To put in a pinch-hitter that opposing fans DESPISE!!!

Because if when she summons KRAKENS!!! like she did before

And they DO NOT RISE FROM THE DEEP!!! to help her SWING AND SCORE

It would be “hard to justify” to “QAnon” why I

“Believed” their KRAKEN CRACKPOT could for ME make the ball fly.

So I VERY “reluctantly” decided NOT to send

MIGHTY SIDNEY!!! to the plate to make “LOSS!!!” MADNESS END!!!

I would have liked to see a KRAKEN!!! RISE UP FROM THE DEEP

But at her LAWSUIT!!! summonings NO KRAKENS made a peep!!!

And if she and her “no-show” KRAKEN pinch-hit and STRUCK OUT

It would leave ME the ONLY MONSTER seen to talk about!!!

20 December 2020

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