Guardians Of The Galaxy

The world may be beset by CHINESE “bugs” that leave it guessin’

And “unemployment” WORSE than during the so-called “depression”

And ME SCREAMING ABOUT FAKE!!! VOTES!!! THROUGH EVER WAKING HOUR!!!

But those are NOT the GREATEST FEARS!!! upon which ALL should cower!!!

The VERY WORST FEAR!!! OF ALL FEARS!!! that I DEMAND ALL SEE

Is ALIEN!!! INVASION!!! from across the “Galaxy”!!!

Out on the “new frontier” of SPACE!!! the “Galaxy’s” beset

By ALIENS!!! FLYING “UFOs” who ‘though NOT here yet

BELIEVE ME are now ON THEIR WAY!!! approaching at “light speed”

DIRECTLY into “neighborhoods”!!! where upon YOU THEY’LL FEED!!!

To SAVE YOU from the GREATEST THREAT!!! THE WORLD WILL EVER SEE

Today I’m “naming” MY SPACE!!! FARCE!!! as MY PRIORITY!!!

To PROTECT!!! YOU MY SPACE!!! FARCE!!! WILL HOLD ALL ALIENS!!! AT BAY

BEFORE THEY LAND ON YOUR FRONT LAWN WITH TENTACLES!!! ASWAY!!!

In “UFOs” flown at WARP SPEED!!! that WILL BE LANDING SOON!!!

And their INITIAL “landing place” WILL BE YOUR LIVING ROOM!!!

Your “daughters”, “sons” and PRIZED!!! POSSESSIONS!!! are in DANGER!!! ALL

So MY MIGHTY SPACE “GUARDIANS”!!! are who you’re gonna call!!!

THAT’S RIGHT!!! I’ve “named” them “GUARDIANS”!!!, a “name” Pence did “newsfeed”

As once again he was HONORED!!! to TOUT what I’ve DECREED!!!

“GUARDIANS!!! of the GALAXY!!!” that “name” implies, OK???

A “name” I took from “Hollywood” for which I WILL NOT PAY!!!

Already it’s become a “meme” across the “internet”

Which makes MY SPACE!!! FARCE!!! “GUARDIANS” so “named” NONE WILL FORGET!!!

YOU MUST FORGET ALL “earthly” FEARS!!! for TENTACLES!!! WILL SOON

Come GROPING DOWN from OUTER!!! SPACE!!! into your LIVING ROOM!!!

And ONLY I ALONE can DEPLOY PROTECTION!!! you NEED

MY ORDERING MY “GUARDIANS!!!” to “BLAST OFF!!! with DUE SPEED”!!!

To “focus” ME on BLASTING OFF!!! “Congress” TOO MUST BE BOLD

And set “Presidential transition” upon PERMANENT HOLD!!!

19 December 2020

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