Gut Hunch

MY GUT HUNCH is the “virus death rate” is SO VERY LOW
NOBODY has to “worry” about it, and AS ALL KNOW
By “Trusting MY GUT” I’ve racked up SO MUCH ACCOMPLISHMENT
It “numbers” MORE than ANYONE has “calculated” yet!!!
So if MY GUT can INCREASE “numbers” HIGHER than the sky
I GUARANTEE it can also REDUCE the “rate” you’ll DIE!!!

On lick-spittle HANNITY’s show I just the other day
“Estimated” the “death rate” based on GUT HUNCH, OK???
That was NOT an “invention”!!!, it was based on GUT HUNCH “fact”
Drawn from MY SOFT INTERIOR where dwells MY BELLY “fat”!!!
MY GUT “knows” MORE than EVERY so-called “doctor” you may see
Because, thanks MY Big Mac “diet”, it’s now MOST of ME!!!

Where MY GUT “leads” I “follow” because I DON’T have a “choice”
It precedes ME EVERYWHERE I go, so RELAX!!!, REJOICE!!!
Because it leads AMERIKA!!! to EVER GREATER WORTH
Since MY ACCOMPLISHMENTS are backed by MY TREMENDOUS GIRTH
So TRUST MY GUT like I do and BELIEVE MY “death rate” HUNCH
That the “virus death rate” is a LOT LESS by a WHOLE BUNCH!!!

5 March 2020

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