Saturday, February 29, 2020

Organized and Prepared

MAGNIFICENTLY “Organized” and TOTALLY “prepared”
To DOWNPLAY and POO-POO a HOAX!!! with which the DEMS!!! have SCARED
The WHOLE WORLD into “thinking” there’s some TERRIFYING “Plague”
When I “know” better than “doctors” at best the “danger’s” VAGUE!!!
And MUCH LESS “dangerous” than “common colds” or KILLER FLU!!!
So just turn off your TV and “infection” WON’T get you!!!

This so-called “virus” is a DEMONcratic PLOY!!!, you see,
To WEAPONIZE the SNIFFLES and then turn them AGAINST ME!!!
But because I “know” MORE than ALL “doctors” alive or dead
I GUARANTEE it is NOT lurking underneath your bed
To jump out and “infect” you if you DON’T VOTE!!! DEMONcratic!!!
That’s what Dems want you to “believe”!!! (Also that I’M “erratic”!!!)

But AS ALL KNOW and PLAINLY SEE I am FULLY IN CHARGE
And TOTALLY PREPARED to MOCK this “virus” by and large!!!
The VERY BEST NON-“medical” “EXPERTS” in “history”
Under Dense Pence’s LEADERSHIP and MY AUTHORITY
MAGNIFICENTLY “organized” to QUASH this DEM!!! HOAX!!! PLOY!!!
Are making SURE those “medical” DON’T say things that ANNOY!!!

REQUIRING ALL “information” to go through Dense Pence
ENABLES ME to PACKAGE it as UTTER DEM!!! NONSENSE!!!
With your TVs Turned OFF and “censured” “doctors” mouths off-line
The ONLY “message” I’ll let through is EVERYTHING IS FINE!!!
PAY NO ATTENTION to that “virus” lurking “neath your bed!!!
SNIFFLES CANNOT HURT YOU or DEM!!! HOAXES!!! MAKE YOU DEAD!!!

29 February 2029

Trump tries to shift blame as virus outbreak rattles markets
https://flip.it/xiBPmb

Trump calls coronavirus Democrats' 'new hoax'
https://flip.it/gVJ5gW

Mulvaney alleges U.S. media is focusing on coronavirus to hurt Trump, advises turning off TV
https://flip.it/bfL9CL

The Trump administration barred a top US disease expert from speaking freely to the public after he warned the coronavirus might be impossible to contain
https://flip.it/jjI0_7

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