King Me

Of Course I “knew” that I was KING the day that I got in
When MY “MORE THAN EVER BEFORE!!!” so-called FIRST “lie” did spin
Despite “acres” of empty white tarps that WEREN’T occupied
By BILLIONS of ADORING FANS ONLY I ALONE spied
Insisting ALL accept MY “tally” indicated that
Upon MY Orange-tinted Head a CROWN WOULD BE MY hat!!!

EVERYTHING I’ve done since then I’ve done as a KING would
Like filling up MY COURT with TOADIES acting like they should!!!
And ignoring ALL “rule of law” which means NOTHING to ME!!!
And “Constitution” page ripping like LOSER Peelousy!!!
And strutting on MY GOLF!!! Courses at “taxpayer” expense!!!
And piling up “emoluments” as MY JUST recompense!!!

And now, thanks to TOTAL ACQUITTAL!!!, I’m TOTALLY FREE
TO be the GREATEST SELF-ANOINTED KING in “history”!!!
MY hand-picked TOADIES JUMP high up at ALL COMMANDS I say
While ENEMIES I VENGEFULLY ATTACK HARDER EACH DAY
And LOYAL!!! Friends” REWARD for their UNQUESTIONED LOYALTY
By “commuting” their “sentences” to get them off Scot-Free!!!

ALL HAIL MIGHTY KING DONALD, HEREBY EMPEROR FOR LIFE!!!
Now TOTALLY, COMPLETELY FREE!!! from SHAM IMPEACHMENT!!! STRIFE!!!
FREE!!! as a bird to do just what I would do anyway
But now with NO NEED to pretend to so-called “laws” “obey”!!!
HEREAFTER I’ll head in WHEREVER direction I’m prone
To do WHATEVER benefits ONLY KING ME ALONE!!!

16 February 2020

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