Surprised

I was VERY SURPRISED!!! that so-called “General’s” guts and gore
Did NOT “unite” MY County behind ME in HOLY WAR!!!
I “thought” that ALL MY Subjects would with ME ALL go along
But now I’m told that LESS than “half” are on the page I’m on!!!
I CAN’T “believe” MY “Wag the Dog” ATTACK!!! has FAILED!!! to be
The move I needed to “unite” MY Subjects behind ME!!!

As CHOSEN ONE it was MY RIGHT to start a HOLY WAR!!!
That I expected ALL MY Subjects to wholly ADORE!!!
So I blew that “General” away but now I’m taking flack
From MORE THAN “half” of MY Subjects who WON’T condone MY ATTACK!!!
I “thought” MY WAR!!! would PROVE I’m NOT a “Chickenhawk”, OK???
But WAY TOO MANY of MY Subjects “think” I’m still that way!!!

I am SO VERY UPSET that MY NEXT HEREBY DECREE
Is for ALL Subjects I RULE over to LOVE WAR!!! and ME!!!
If they REFUSE!!! I DECLARE them ALL “persona non-grata”
Because to LOVE BOTH KING and HOLY WAR!!! are things that MATTA!!!
I DO NOT LIKE SURPRISES!!! so there better NOT be MORE
OR ELSE on that “half” plus of MY Subjects I’ll DECLARE WAR!!!

10 January 2020

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