Funding Streams

I’m WINNING!!! the “Campaign Funds” Race!!!! I’ve pulled SO FAR ahead
The DEMONcrats WILL NEVER achieve the MILLIONS!!! I’ve bled
Out of “poor” SAPS who I have CONNED and RICH!!! “Friends” I’ve REWARDED
Through RALLY!!! CLAIMS NEVER “questioned” and TAX CUTS!!! on WEALTH!!! hoarded
“46” MILLION!!! so far and climbing ever higher!!!
I’m making SO MUCH at this “job” I NEVER WILL retire!!!

At RALLY!!! after RALLY!!! the “poor” SAPS I’ve CONNED cough up
While RICH!!! “write” CHECKS and “know” better than to MY SCAM disrupt
As long as they get to keep their WEALTH!!! I get to CLAIM mine
While extracting from those NOT RICH!!! a few DOLLARS!!! EACH time!!!
“Cash Flow” is what “counts” in this game and MINE is flowing in
From RICH!!! REWARDED and “poor” DUPED to GUARANTEE I’ll WIN!!!

I’m “dwarfing” the DAMNED DEMONcrats at the “Campaign Funds” game!!!
EACH time I “report” what I’ve raised HIGHER amounts I CLAIM!!!
EVERY time I “report” that MORE MONEY!!! has poured in
From those enjoying TAX CUT BREAKS!!! and those growing MORE thin!!!
“Poor” SAPS who send ME their last BUCKS!!! can’t afford much to eat
While RICH!!! “Friends” maintain their TAX CUTS!!! by “writing” CHECKS toot sweet!!!

Of Course you’ll have to BELIEVE ME that I have raised SO MUCH
Because just like MY “Tax Returns” to obtain “Proof” is rough!!!
The amounts  that I CLAIM I’ve raised ‘cause I’m RICH!!! as can be
WILL NEVER see the “light of day” by ANYONE but ME!!!
Through both TAX BREAKS!! and RALLIES!!! MY CON goes WITHOUT a hitch
And lets ME CLAIM NOBODY EVER has raised Funds SO RICH!!!

 3 January 2020

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