Encore Diversion

So What if I KILLED!!! some “general” in some place far away???
AS ALL KNOW I “know” MORE than ALL the “generals” ANY day!!!
And now I’ve shown the whole World that I AM NOT WEAK, I’M STRONG!!!
The World may get to see how a TOUGH!!! guy prods WAR!!! along!!!
Of Course I say I NEEDED to KILL!!! that guy to “STOP WAR!!!
But actually MY “hit’s” DIVERSION I need for ENCORE!!!

A shooting WAR!! is just the thing I NEED for RE-ELECTION!!!
It WILL DIVERT the “public” from IMPEACHMENT!!! and EJECTION!!!
I sensed that TurtleMan could NOT herd ALL MY TOADS MY way
And that I had to do SOMETHING to STOP IMPEACHMENT’s!!! sway
It was taking TOO MUCH of MY GOLF!!! time to FIGHT!!! Dem CRAP!!!
So with WAR!!! looming I’m wiping IMPEACHMENT!!! off the map!!!

The “headlines” are now ALL about that dumb “general” I KILLED
They predict WAR!!! or PRAISE MY STRENGTH!!!, but EITHER way they’ve filled
The “two” “goals” that I had when I blew that guy into pieces:
IMPEACHMENT!!! DISTRACTION!!! and RE-ELECTION ODDS INCREASES!!!
I have now achieved BOTH and things are going swimmingly!!!
If MY “hit” starts a WAR!!! I DON’T “care”!!!, it’s MY GUARANTEE!!!

4 January 2020

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Donald Trump’s assassination of Qassem Suleimani will come back to haunt him
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Fox News Is Absolutely Loving This
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https://flip.it/F_XPfE

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