Touted Out

At this point you must be wondering what Vlad has on ME
It’s something VERY Deep and Dark the world must NEVER see!!!
If ever once you had a glimpse of the real juicy bits
It would melt both your eyeballs and give you conniption fits
That’s why as Russia’s “agent” I have acted “discretely”
To ensure that your eyesight continued feasting on ME!!!

But now that I’m being IMPEACHED!!! (NOT YET, OK??? But SOON!!!)
It’s time to take the gloves off and to strut around the room
NO MORE “discrete” Russian “agent” acting behind the scenes
I’ll be Vlad’s ACTIVE “agent” and I DON’T “care” what that means!!!
Instead of being his “puppet” I’ll CONTROL MY OWN strings
And OPENLY “promote” WHATEVER he in MY ear sings!!!

I have ignored “intelligence” since I assumed MY POWER!!!
And claimed that like ME Russia did NOTHING at which to glower!!!
But now the WITCH HUNT!!! has pushed ME to push Vlad’s “Ukraine” tale
That their ELECTION!!! “influence” went WAY beyond the pale!!!
And to “tout” ALL the Russian “facts” he to ME is revealing
About the DEMONcrat’s IMPEACHMENT!!! moves for POWER STEALING!!!

It’s just their latest try at taking back POWER!!! they lost
When BILLIONS of Fine ANGRY WHITE BASE VOTERS!!! at ME it tossed
As Vlad says, DEMONcrats have HATED ME since on DAY ONE
When Ukraine “infiltration” ALONE MY ELECTION!!! spun!!!
So NO MORE “secret” Russian “agent” stuff, I’m COMING OUT!!!
From now on in the OPEN I WILL ALL Vlad reveals tout!!!

22 December 2019

Trump touts Putin speaking out against his impeachment
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