Not Yet

I have NOT been IMPEACHED!!! yet!!! Strictly speaking, NOT AT ALL!!!
The “House” still has NOT told MY “Senate” TOADS that is their call!!!
If their “articles of IMPEACHMENT!!!” AREN’T “turned over” soon
I WON’T YET be IMPEACHED!!! and WILL thus gain some wiggle room!!!
Until they do I’m NOT IMPEACHED!!!, “technically” any way
Peelousy and the Turtleman WILL “impasse” it away!!!

The IMPEACHMENT!!! WITCH HUNT!!! was TOTALLY a SHAM, ALL KNOW!!!
And I wanted a “Trial” REALITY TV Show!!!
But Turtleman said “NO” and at first I was REALLY PISSED!!!
But that’s because I did NOT “understand” what would be missed!!!
As long as he REFUSES to let Schitt call ANY shot
Instead of being IMPEACHED!!! technically I’m IMPEACHED!!!! NOT!!!

So let the “impasse” continue, let it stretch on and on
Until I’m RE-ELECTED!!! by the Fine WHITE BASE I CON!!!
I can then claim I WAS NOT IMPEACHED!!! and “truth” it WILL be
As long as those damned “articles” are “held” by Peelousy!!!
This “plan” “thought” up by that guy “Tribe” is really going swell!!!
He’s EARNED what I told him I’d pay and a BONUS as well!!!

21 December 2019

Donald Trump isn’t, strictly speaking, impeached just yet
https://flip.it/AUdE7K

Listen: Pelosi and McConnell's impeachment "impasse"
https://flip.it/F_LUZG

White House considers arguing that Trump wasn't impeached
https://flip.it/KMYzKY