Blow Hard

I “know” a LOT about the “wind”!!! I “blow hard” EVERY DAY
UNLIKE the “wind”, that “blows” ONLY SOMETIMES, and NOT ONE WAY
A great big “wind turbine” built standing somewhere in a field
Would run your TV ONLY when the “wind” is NOT repealed
And if the so-called “wind” turns ‘round and “blows” the OTHER way
The “power” running your TV would quickly drain away!!!

“Scientists” and “engineers” ALL “think” they are so “great”
But I “know” MORE than ALL of them, and this I can relate:
So-called “wind power” is a MYTH, a LOONEY FANTASY
That NEVER WILL replace Big Oil or Coal, BELIEVE ME
Big Oil and Coal WILL FOREVER need NOT be amended
To heat “homes” and run TVs we MUST BE on them depended.

Besides, there is NO PROFIT in the “wind” that “blows” both ways
And SOMETIMES does NOT “blow” at ALL for MANY MANY days
Imagine sitting in a cold, dark “house” WITHOUT TV
For DAYS ON END WITHOUT the “wind” you’d be as PISSED as ME!!!
I WON’T let MY country “invest” in “wind power” ju-ju
With “energy efficiently” I want NOTHING to do.

SO keep paying MY Friends controlling Big Oil and Coal
To help them meet their PROFIT MARGINS that are each month’s goal
And you WILL keep receiving POWER to run your TV
So ALL day and ALL night you can watch Fox glorify ME
You WON’T be sitting in the dark once so-called “wind” STOPS “blowing”
Trust in ME and in INDUSTRY, we’ll keep your TVs glowing!!!

1 April 2019

'I know a lot about wind,' Trump says. A government FAQ proves he doesn't
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/03/28/trump-criticism-wind-power-dismissed-department-energy-faq/3307863002/