Clearly

I “cleared” ALL those who “work” for ME because each one I NEED
To do the stuff I CANNOT do, like “add”, “subtract”, and “read”
As “President” a LOT of stuff gets on MY “desk” EACH DAY
And “clearing” Family and Friends helps ME clear it ALL away
SO WHAT if they should NOT have been “granted” a “clearance” pass???
I say they’re ALL OK and so they ARE, DON’T be an ass!!!

As for “national security” it’s up to ME, NOT you
Those I DEMANDED “cleared” are clearly clear to ME clear through
It’s clear that MY “security’s” MORE “vital” than to “vett”
I’m clearly MORE IMPORTANT than a “clear and present” threat
EACH cleared “person” I “cleared” clearly OWES ME their “job”, OK???
So there’s NO CHANCE they’ll “reveal” ANYTHING unless I say!!!

I DON’T “believe” in “secrets” unless they are about ME
And I have hidden SO MUCH STUFF the world WILL NEVER see
I am a MASTER of “hiding” ALL things I do away
And then “lying” “creatively” about them EVERY DAY
It is a snap to “hide” stuff you DON’T want “others” to “know”
EVERYONE whose “clearance” I DEMANDED told ME so.

So lock that “whistleblower” up and throw away the key
How DARE she “reveal” what I clearly DON’T want you to see???
MY White House is a well-oiled and smooth-running machine!!!
To say it’s a “security risk” is just being MEAN
I DEMAND those I “cleared” be “trusted” WITHOUT ANY “vetting”!!!
Vlad assures ME they’re the BEST PEOPLE I’ll from him be getting.

2 April 2019

“White House whistleblower: Trump administration reversed 25 security clearance denials
https://www.axios.com/white-house-whistleblower-trump-security-clearance-f46d701b-68cb-4762-b783-2f77c148c98b.html

White House Whistle-Blower Tells Congress of Irregularities in Security Clearances
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/04/01/us/politics/trump-security-clearances.html

Cummings: Whistleblower says White House pushed for security clearances despite 'serious disqualifying issues'
https://www.cnn.com/2019/04/01/politics/security-clearances-house-oversight-committee-tricia-newbold/

Ivanka Trump among the 25 Trump officials flagged for serious security clearance concerns
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/04/ivanka-trump-among-25-trump-officials-flagged-serious-security-clearance-concerns/