Problem Solver

It is a SNAP to SOLVE “problems” that are MY OWN creation!!!
I make them happen and then SOLVE them to Great ADULATION
I practice “Muchausen-at-Work” (just “read” the “article”)
And thus “perpetuate” the “myth” MY “problem SOLVING’s” COOL!!!
MY fine Base CHEERS when I ride in to SOLVE ANOTHER MESS
That I created first so I could BY their “love” be “blessed”.

When Betsy Wetsy “defended” MY BUDGET CUT!!! DECREE
To make 62 “cents” of EACH “dollar” MILITARY
I threw her right under the bus for making ME look BAD
By doing what I told her to do to make ME be glad
Thus I SOLVED yet ANOTHER “problem” I had first “created”
And MY Base has NO CLUE about who’s with EACH MESS “equated”!!!

Thanks to “Munchausen-at-Work” (again, just “read” the “report”)
To “create” and then SOLVE MY “problem” is MY FAVORITE “sport”
Like shooting that guy on Main Street I get away with “killing”
Each time I “kill” a BIG MESS MY sick “brane” first has ME willing
Thank “god” ALL members of MY Base are as DUMB as a ROCK!!!
They WORSHIP ME for SOLVING “problems” I’m causing non-stop.

31 March 2019

‘It’ll happen fast’: Trump creates problems and then rushes in to solve them
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/itll-happen-fast-trump-creates-problems-and-then-rushes-in-to-solve-them/2019/03/29/ec9a762c-5234-11e9-8d28-f5149e5a2fda_story.html

Trump wants to give 62 cents of every dollar to the military. That's immoral
https://www.theguardian.com/commentisfree/2019/mar/27/trump-budget-military-immoral

https://www.rawstory.com/2019/03/trump-abruptly-reverses-cutting-special-olympics-backlash-tries-blame-people/

The White House, Not DeVos, Wanted to Slash Special Olympics Budget
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/white-house-not-devos-cut-special-olympics-815711/

https://hbr.org/2007/11/munchausen-at-work