Killer Looks

If Mueller’s “report” makes ME “look bad” MY “people” WILL YELL
They’ll grab their guns and ammo clips and blow MY FOES to Hell
A brand new CIVIL WAR!!! WILL start to “take back” MY country
If with that WITCH HUNTER’s” so-called “report” I DON’T agree
It better agree with THOSE who once they “behold” ME say
That I LOOK GOOD with skin and hair SO NATURAL, OK???

It’s VERY IMPORTANT for him to “report” I LOOK GREAT
BETTER than ANY OTHER future so-called “candidate”
I WILL WIN “re-election” thanks to MY Tremendous LOOKS
MY “record” WILL NOT “matter”, nor MY “cabinet” of crooks
MY healthy, glowing skin and wavy flaxen Golden hair
Are ALL that count with MY Base who with “issues” DO NOT CARE.

The bottom line with MY fine Base is I AM PUREST WHITE
And THAT is VERY VERY VERY “HANDSOME” in their sight
EVERY TRUE Amerikan with MY fine WHITE LOOKS cares
If Mueller’s “report” DISAGREES there WILL BE gun fire flares
“They” say that “looks can kill” and MY “looks” WILL soon PROVE it’s TRUE
If Mueller “reports” I LOOK “BAD” CIVIL WAR!!! WILL ensue.

22 March 2019

Trump: ‘People Will Not Stand for It’ if Mueller Report Makes Me Look Bad
https://www.thedailybeast.com/trump-people-will-not-stand-for-it-if-mueller-report-makes-me-look-bad?via=rss

Conservative sounds the alarm on rabid Trump supporters who are agitating for a civil war
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/03/conservative-sounds-alarm-rabid-trump-supporters-agitating-civil-war/