Mueller Time

The WITCH HUNT!!! is now over and the “report’s” been turned in
NO MORE INDICTMENTS means MY “kids” WON’T take it on the chin!!!
And it PROOVES that the NO COLLUSUON!!! claim that I have made
231 times since the start of this charade
Are “vindicated” at long last with Great finality
By the Greatest WITCH HUNTER!!! that the world WILL ever see.

NOBODY yet “knows” what that “report” says, but let’s assume
It “clears” ME and MY “kids” COMPLETELY with a clean-swept broom
There can be NO OTHER “conclusion” at ALL, BELIEVE ME
NO MORE INDICTMENTS is the BEST NEWS there can EVER be!!!
Mueller found NOTHING, I tell you, NO need for each “fact”
There is NO NEED to “release” that “released report” intact.

MY new “Attorney General” BEGGED to lead the “Justice” throng
And I agreed to hire him if he would “play along”
That “report” is now in his hands and HE OWES ME big time
He “knows” EXACTLY what I want that damned “report” to find
I AM NOT “celebrating prematurely”, NOT AT ALL!!!
It’s just that when you “stack the deck” you “know” which way chips fall.

So wait for it, Amerika, I’ll soon be IN YOUR FACE
Waving Mueller’s “findings” around ALL OVER the place
I’ll “cherrypick” the words I want the way I want them heard
And trust MY new flunky AG to fully keep his word
I could NOT “control” Mueller while his damned WITCH HUNT!!! was on
But now I have a Barr at “Justice” to hang MY hat on.

23 March 2019

Special counsel Robert Mueller ends investigation
https://www.cnn.com/2019/03/22/politics/robert-mueller-report/

Mueller Delivers His Report—and Trump Loses His Villain
https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2019/03/mueller-delivers-his-report-and-trump-loses-his-villain/585550/

After claiming ‘no collusion’ at least 231 times, Trump says nothing about the end of the Mueller investigation
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/03/23/after-claiming-no-collusion-times-trump-says-nothing-about-end-mueller-investigation/

Attorney bursts Trump boosters' 'no collusion' celebration bubble: 'SDNY ain't a fishing expedition'
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/03/attorney-bursts-trump-boosters-no-collusion-celebration-bubble-sdny-aint-fishing-expedition/