Things

It’s getting harder to BOTH chase AND “catch” “women”, OK???
Even though they’ve ALWAYS let ME with “things” get away
I still am in Tremendous “health” but I am slowing down
And also as the “President” someone’s ALWAYS around
So it’s harder to do ALL the ‘things” I once took for “granted”
But now, at least, I’ve “access” to ALL “women” on the planet!!!

Young “college” blonds at “ceremonies” are EASY to “hug”
I DO NOT CARE what some say about them kissing MY mug
It’s MY RIGHT to “congratulate” them with a kiss or two
When they’re standing right next to ME it’s the LEAST I can do
I “know” they LOVE it because they DON’T “just say “NO!!! or scream
When “cameras roll” with ME it is NOT “smart” to “make a scene”!!!

Ivanka’s been “accessible” since the day she was born
I “pat” her on her “backside” when NOT kicking it with SCORN
She’ll NEVER “tell” about the “things” I did when she was “young”
They WILL remain a secret “history” of  “secret” fun
That was the DEAL I made with her, she WILL NOT on ME “rat”
She and her “husband” get to run the world, I “kick” and “pat”.

When I was younger I could “get away” with EVERYTHING
And even though I’m slower now it’s really NO big thing
I still get ANYTHING I want, at least inside MY brane
And sometimes “physically” when cameras do NOT on ME train
MY current “wife’s” been a “cold fish” since the day we were  “wed”
No wonder the few “things” I still get these days AREN’T in bed!!!

22 March 2019

Internet cringes after Trump kisses young blonde college woman at signing ceremony
https://www.rawstory.com/2019/03/internet-cringes-trump-kisses-young-blonde-college-woman-signing-ceremony-not-enough-ewww-world/

A New Book Makes Uncomfortable Allegations About Donald and Ivanka Trump's Relationship
https://www.instyle.com/news/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-kushner-inc