Walk Away

I went to “Hanoi” hoping that the Little Rocket Man
Would give ME EVERYTHING I WANT and ALL THAT I DEMAND
I thought saying we “fell in love” would be MORE than enough
To make him toe MY line exactly and NOT play so rough
But he REFUSED to “compromise” to EVERYTHING I asked
So I am going to blow his ass back to a Stone Aged past.

Sometimes you have to WALK AWAY when your Great DEAL’s REJECTED
His REFUSAL to HONOR MINE was NOT what I expected!!!
When I offer a chump a DEAL to it they MUST agree
Despite the fact the WINNING side is ALWAYS ONLY ME
But that fat Rocket Man said ‘NO’ in NO “uncertain” terms!!!
I’ll blow his “country” SO far off the map there’s NO returns.

MY Russian Friends in the Kremlin can tell you what’s gone down
They monitor MY EVERY MOVE in, out, and about town
They are the FIRST to know about when MY Great DEALS go sour
They know in seconds while MY country waits at least an hour
I don’t know how they do it but it is OK with ME
Because with EVERYTHING they do I COMPLETELY AGREE.

But let’s get “back on topic”, this is ABOUT ME, OK???
I DID NOT GET what I WANTED and so I WALKED AWAY
Rocket Man and I spoke crap about “keeping in touch”
But I’m “planning” “preemptive strike” to eat his “bombs” for lunch
It won’t be long before I’m where MY Big Red Buttons wait
And I WILL push them ALL now that our “love’s” returned to HATE.

28 February 2019

Donald Trump, Kim Jong Un fail to strike deal, call off nuclear weapons talks early
https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2019/02/28/donald-trump-kim-jong-un-nuclear-vietnam-summit-michael-cohen/2924946002/

Trump, Kim summit collapses amid failure to reach deal
https://apnews.com/1a282706835d427184efc29700f94121

Trump-Kim Summit: Meetings End With No Agreement
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/02/27/world/asia/trump-kim-summit.html

The Latest: Kremlin says US, NKorea unwilling to compromise
https://apnews.com/895b46cb1af74dca99af3a32faa3723b

He tried to kiss me, says Kim
https://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/international/he-tried-to-kiss-me-says-kim-20190228183017