Branded

They’re taking MY NAME off of buildings up in New York City!!!
That town’s ALWAYS been MEAN to ME but now it’s downright sh*tty!!!
I’m DONALD TRUMP!!! AS ALL KNOW ‘Real Estate’s” MY “middle name”
“TRUMP” “names” NOT displayed EVERYWHERE dilute MY claim to fame!!!
It’s HARD to control that damned place from “Washington DC”
But at least down HERE where I RULE I’ll get things “named” for ME.

AS ALL KNOW I’m the Greatest “President” that’s EVER been
So NOT “naming” things after ME down HERE would be a SIN
For instance there’s a pointy “tower” standing on the “Mall”
Why NOT brand it with “TRUMP” letters at least 20 feet tall???
And FAKE NEWS!!! calls where I “live” the “TRUMP White House” EVERY day
Let’s make that “name” OFFICIAL, I’m NOT leaving anyway.

I’ve got a BIG HOTEL “named” for ME on Mass Avenue
It’s so Great for “emoluments” let’s name that street “TRUMP” too!!!
In fact there are a LOT of streets around here “named” for “states”
I say change ALL state streets to “TRUMP” and screw “future” debates
“Naming” EVERY street “TRUMP STREET” would make “driving” a snap
Just tell your chauffeur to take “TRUMP STREET” and that would be that.

After EVERY “Monument’s” been branded with MY “NAME”
And EVERY street becomes “TRUMP STREET” and “TRUMP White House” I claim
What else deserves the Great HONOR of being “named” for ME???
I know!!! That “Washington” guy’s DEAD, OK??? He’s HISTORY!!!
Why should MY “city” be “named” after some schmuck who’s LONG GONE???
“Re-naming” it “TRUMP CITY” WILL ENSURE MY “NAME” LIVES ON!!!

22 February 2019
Happy “Washington’s” Birthday...for now.

Residents of another Manhattan building vote to remove ‘Trump Place’ name
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/residents-of-another-manhattan-building-vote-to-remove-trump-place-name/2019/02/21/5e448e3c-3464-11e9-af5b-b51b7ff322e9_story.html

Last Two NYC Buildings Named ‘Trump Place’ Vote to Remove President’s Name
https://www.rollingstone.com/politics/politics-news/trump-place-799310/