Toolbox

If DEMONcrats want to play tough this THREAT I WILL apply:
I’ll “declassify documents” to prove I’m a TOUGH GUY!!
NO “President” in history has made this THREAT before
But I DON’T CARE, ALL KNOW I WILL DO ANYTHING to score.

When ANYBODY THREATENS ME MY counter-THREATS ensue
To prove that I am bouncy rubber and they’re sticky glue
Those who think they can play tough with ME soon learn otherwise
MY Bluster and MY counter-THREATS cut them right down to size.

I am the toughest, meanest kid on the whole block, OK?
Other kids who THREATEN ME soon learn it does NOT pay
As Biggest Bully I MUST fight when they get in MY face
MY devastating counter-THREATS put them right in their place.

Today’s THREAT to “declassify” WEAK “people” have told ME
Is NOT “good” because it could THREATEN “the whole country”
I’ve NEVER “cared” about the “country”, MY goal’s saving face
Who cares what’s in those “documents”? I’m playing to MY Base.

Bluster, Lies, and THREATS are tools in MY Bully toolbox
Along with Arrogance, Disdain, and Snide Comment that Mocks
I wield ALL these tools EVERY day to hold FEARS back a bit
Delaying the day history “classifies” Me as SHIT.

1 December 2018

Trump threatens to declassify 'devastating' documents if Democrats 'want to play tough'
https://www.cnn.com/2018/11/28/politics/new-york-post-trump-threatens-declassify-devastating-dems/

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