Rules of Engagement

Don’t ask ME any “questions” and expect “answers” from ME!
The “rules” of MY “engagement” are as plain as they can be:
First I BOAST and then I SPIN and thus RUN OUT THE CLOCK
And behind ALL MY “answers” FAKE NEWS “questions” curse and mock
The way I do NOT “answer questions” never once departs
From what can be described at best as random weird brane farts.

I depend on MY Mighty GUT to dictate “thoughts” to ME
Thanks to Big Macs its ability’s grown exponentially
MY, like, Genius brane is therefore feeling kind of blue
I don’t need it when MY GUT tells ME ALL things I then do
So MY brane mopes around watching FOX NEWS to store weird FACTS
And when I open MY mouth they toot out (who needs Ex-Lax?).

The random brane farts MY brane toots out “confuse” EVERYONE
And that’s MY goal when NOT “answering questions” I’ve begun
MY Genius brane keeps BOASTING and SPINNING randomly
To RUN THE CLOCK OUT long before REAL “answers” toot from ME
It does NOT take “coherence” or “consistency” to FOOL
Just toot out random brane farts and you’ll ALL “engagements” RULE.

30 November 2018

Trump’s rules of engagement: Boasting, spinning and running out the clock
https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/trumps-rules-of-engagement-boasting-spinning-and-running-out-the-clock/2018/11/28/b6173aa4-f320-11e8-bc79-68604ed88993_story.html?utm_term=.fb54a289719e